may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.
- Israel: You guys should probably evacuate, we're going to drop some bombs.
- Gaza: Okay, we're coming!
- Israel: Well, actually, you can't come in to Israel, since you're Palestinians.
- Gaza: But, you control all of our borders, where do we go?
- Israel: Sounds like a personal problem.
- Gaza: .... So, stay here?
- Israel: If you want, but don't say we didn't warn you..